The One Hundred

• If I had an iPhone I would totally get this. RT @joystiq: Video tour: Joystiq app for iPhone, iPod Touch http://bit.ly/cqYmVE #

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So, as you may have noticed, we’ve acquired some banners. This is an attempt by me to use this forum to make some money. I hope you don’t mind. In actuality, I’m not really sure who I’m writing to anymore but, in an effort to try and get more clicks on these banners, I’ll try to write more. Whether or not this is a good thing remains to be seen.

I chose this particular product because it’s the one that I would most likely try in real life. I might do so just so I can write about it (and get more clicks/sales in the process. See what I did there?). There were some other products but I chose not to do them — at this time. We’ll see what the future holds. But for now, no penis enlargement banners on my site. Yet.

I’ve skipped the whole “Wow, it’s been a really long time since we’ve posted” beginning because, duh, and it seems like we have one of those posts every year.

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• Holy cow. Funniest thing I have read in a long time. Bookmarking this one for when I'm feeling sad. SO GOOD. http://is.gd/drbiO #missy #

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• Netflix streaming (to computer & xbox) is possibly the greatest invention in the history of mankind. I might never leave the house again. #
• Me: *presses play on Digital Underground* Brain: Oh, it's going to be one of those days is it? Me: I like my oatmeal lumpy. Brain: I'm out. #
• Brain: The humpty dance is your chance… Me: … Brain: Damn you! Me: Awwww yeah. #

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• Reading about all the #iPhone reception and shattering – kinda glad I'm poor right now. $500 & it doesn't work & breaks easily? #droidXftw #
• Found out that next summer is the Phineas and Ferb movie. Now wondering who will be more stoked: me or the kids. #ohthereyouareperry #
• This just in: ear infections SUCK ASS. #screwdriverinmyhead #ow #ow #ow #ow #
• Seth, is the new Dragon Quest as awesome at the last one? (@cyborgturkey live on http://is.gd/daxBa) #

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