Chili Dogs!
May 24th, 2007
Because they make your heart happy! Well, actually, I am sure they will make your heart enlarge. But they do make your brain forget about your troubles for a while. Although, that is probably because of all the chemicals they pump into them to keep it “fresh”. Oh, and the hog snouts, which I believe were used as a hallucinogenic by the Choctaw. Arteries…bad. Colon…wrong. Blood pressure…sorry, try again. Actually, I don’t think there is anything even remotely good for you in one of these little suckers, but still…daaaaaaammmnnnn…
