Chuck Norris Facts
Ok, I know they’re like a million years old (in internet time) but these things never fail to make me giggle like a little schoolgirl. One of the best things about them is that whenever I read them again, there’s always one that I haven’t read yet and that makes the trip all worth it again. Like this one:
or this one:
But I think none of them make me laugh as much as this one:
The sheer absurdity of it — coupled with the mental image it conjours of Chuck sitting at the final table of the ‘83 WSoP with those cards, 2 of which would clearly not be regular playing cards… oh, it actually brings tears to my eyes.
And like a lot of things on the internet do, the facts have taken on a life of their own. You can check the wiki about it or you can visit this website and actually get a t-shirt made with a fact of your choice printed on it.
It also seems that, while he’s dismissed the facts as “cute” before, I’m thinking that some of it is still going to his head. Just a little.
But I’d never tell him that… lest I meet my end due to a roundhouse kick to the face.
“Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom”, LOL! It may be a million years old but I never heard it and havent laughed that hard in a long while!