FQotD: Lightning Round – Too Close to Home?

This week we turn the tables on you loyal reader, it’s your turn in… The Lightning Round! Leave your answers in the comments!
1. Were you an honor roll student in school?
2. Do you collect anything?
3. Have you ever been camping?
4. What is one thing that annoys you?
5. What do you call those little plastic things on the ends of shoelaces?
6. Who’s the black private dick that gets all the chicks?
7. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
8. Would you give me $5?
9. What’s your name spelled backwards?
10. Who is your longest friend and how long? (Ed. Note: This is how the question was worded when I found it online. I’m sure this could be taken a few different ways, but for the sake of this blog, let’s just go with penis size length of time you’ve known this person.)









1. Were you an honor roll student in school? yes
2. Do you collect anything? penguins
3. Have you ever been camping? not sure
4. What is one thing that annoys you? almost everything
5. What do you call those little plastic things on the ends of shoelaces? plastic shoe lace ends
6. Who’s the black private dick that gets all the chicks? This guy named Eugene who used to clean pots at Mira Hershey Hall cafeteria.
7. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Are you calling me fat?
8. Would you give me $5? yes
9. What’s your name spelled backwards? Ardnas or Ydnas for short
10. Who is your longest friend and how long? I’m just saddened that anyone thought you could word the question this way and have it *not* mean which friend measures longest. (See #4) Length of time known: Greg, who I’ve known since high school.