Iron Mic Friday!
It’s on, people! Til the break of dawn! In this first edition of Iron Mic Friday I am going to call out Mr. John Sagredo, who is out today running errands! Will he be man enough to battle the master? Let’s get this party started! Ch-ch-check it out…
Yo! It’s the J to the O to the N ends with Harmon
My skills on the mic are really quite alarmin’
I might be white and come from Montana
But my rhymes are still funkier than Bret Michaels’ bandana
I don’t just reign, I’m like a flash flood
I mash other rappers like Idaho spuds
I’ll cook you, Sagredo, like a Krispy Kreme
Gary Cherone used to sing in Extreme
I hate to trouble you today, Johnny John
Out doing your nails at the beauty salon
But if you don’t step up and feel my pain
I’ll tell everyone you cried at Becoming Jane
I’m the best, man…I did it…
Awesome. I can’t wait to see John’s rebuttal rap. (That’s a legal term.)