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Archive for May, 2008

Sagredo and the City

May 30th, 2008

Big Fat Goalie!

Everyone who follows The One-Hundred surely knows what a fan John is of Sex and the City (he is such a Charlotte!). Well, his dream has finally come true and the SATC movie opens today. Naturally, he has taken today off to spend a day with the Greater Phoenix Area Mr. Big Appreciation Society. They are scheduled for a day of beauty at the Arizona Hair Co., lunch and virgin cosmos at Olive Garden, and finally a screening of the movie at 4:50 at the Harkins Chandler Fashion Center 20. Have a fabulous time ladies – you earned it! Don’t do anything Samantha wouldn’t do!

So, being without my partner in questions, I have decided to do something we have never done before on this site. I am going to throw caution to the wind and ask that you, our dedicated readers, submit questions that I will then answer. Nothing is off limits! Wondering about the site? Thinking of changing religions? Need financial advice? Ask away!

Ok, let’s get this started…who’s first?

Update:

Hmmm…nothing yet. It’s ok…let’s not be shy.

Update 2:

C’mon, people. This blog ain’t gonna write itself. Is it too much trouble to ask for a question? See, I asked one right there. And my answer is “no”. Was that so hard? Ooh, there’s another one!

Update 3:

You motherf***ers.

Apology Update:

I’m sorry. I should not have snapped at you. It seems that rising gas prices, killer earthquakes, and the horrible box office performance of Speed Racer has got me a little on edge. Friends? YAY! *big hug*

FQotD

Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show!

May 29th, 2008

I’m just here to watch

May 28th, 2008

The funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time… NSFW (or possibly lunch depending on your level of attraction to Danny DeVito.)

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The Only Other 4 People Not To See Indiana Jones This Weekend (besides me)

May 27th, 2008

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Reason:

No outside food or drink allowed

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Reason:

Was “busy”.

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Reason:

Ox broke down.

Update: Actually made it to the 3:40 show at the Arclight.

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Reason:

Is horse.

Theater

Memorial Day Mix

May 26th, 2008

I stayed up all night making this for you…

Just because we love you.

The mix tape is back and updated for the digital age: It’s Muxtape! Enjoy!

Now make me a tape. (What else do you have to do today?)

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