Las Vegas (For Reals)*
So what did we do in Vegas? Well, I’ll start with when Jon got there.
Jon got there Saturday morning with Andy and Victor in tow. Upon arrival, they almost immediately went food shopping at the local Vons.
Upon their return, the rest of us (Ted, Jake, Don, Brian and me) started up our Fantasy Football draft (Yes, we’re dorks. We know.).
About 5 hours later we were done and pretty much everyone else left to the nearest casino sports book to see some preseason football — while Jon and I stuck around to clean up.
After that Dave (my brother who was hiding himself away in our room while the rest of the dorks were in the lving room drafting) took me and Jon to the sports book with the rest of the fellas.
At some point later, we made it to the MGM Grand to finally eat. Oh, and we had Andy with us at this point as well.
We then decided to head back over to New York, New York to gamble. I won some money. I think Jon lost some money. Ted couldn’t lose money if he tried. Dave watched his Chargers win. Jake lost money. Andy got his buzz on. I believe Brian lost money (but not his pants thankfully). Still not sure about the status of Don and Vic’s money.
By 11:30 we were at home, discussing the teams that we had drafted earlier in the day.
By 12:30, we were asleep.
I was on a plane the next morning at 11:20 which means I was out of the condo by 8:30. What happened after I left remains a mystery.
*All references to any prohibited drug use, strippers — male and female, hookers — male and female, happy endings, arson, grand theft auto, larceny, assault, battery, breaking and entering, racketeering, perjury, embezzlement, jaywalking and general tomfoolery have been removed from this post to protect the individuals involved.
