Conversations You Never Want To Have…
March 2nd, 2009
Tucked in amongst the pile of junk mail I receive on a daily basis was this little gem from The Nautilus Society, which, as I soon discovered, is a company specializing in cremations.
I guess what really intrigued me about this picture is what possible numbers could this couple be furiously crunching to reach such a conclusion?
Him: Ok…let’s see, we got the fire plus the urn…Honey, for another $100 we can get the Char-King Package…ok…now divide by my raging alcoholism…carry the psychological abuse…”
Her: Don’t forget to subtract my emotional unavailability..
Him: Ok…whew!…we’re still good…we’re good.
Her: Did you deduct the pony we never bought for Mary?
Him: Oh boy…
