The One Hundred

Legend: John  Jon

Old school or lightning round? I wanna do something today. Who’s turn is it?

Your turn. Let’s kick it old skool!

Ok, I dunno if these are lame or not – if they’re lame, it’s your turn.

1. What movie(s) freaked you out so much that you had trouble sleeping? (Poltergeist does not count because that freaked everyone out so, duh.) Why? What parts in particular?
2. Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? What was the best and worst fortune you ever got and do you add “in bed” in your head or out loud?

Not a fan of these questions. Let’s see — If you were required to participate in the high school talent show, what would you do for your act?

Talent show… this is assuming that I have a talent that is acceptable for public viewing. hmmm.

I guess I would have to go with jokes or something like that. I can’t sing. I can’t/don’t dance. I don’t play an instrument. It would have to be something funny because that’s my best shot at getting through it. Fat guys can generally bring the funny because that is often all they got to fall back on.

No interpretive dance? *click*

Been there, done that. It wasn’t received well – but we were ahead of our time. History will vindicate us in the end.

Also, this just in, the phrase “vindicate us in the end” sounds vaguely salacious and possibly harmful. Speaking of salacious — What would you rather your family find out about you – that you “star” in adult films or that you are a heavy drug user? Why is one more embarrassing than the other?

I think they would be more relieved to find out I was in adult films – at least you won’t OD doing that. They both carry a social stigma, but drugs could probably do a lot more harm to you in the long run.

Ok, devil’s advocate: Same question except now it’s gay porn and the drug being used is pot.

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Am I the pitcher or catcher?

John FQotD