
Going back even further, I was able to find the page from John Sagredo’s journal from the actual day that we performed that song! Here we get to see what he was thinking at that exact moment in time.
Originally written: November 12, 1987
I did it! I don’t know how I talked them into it, but I did it! Going in I was thinking can-can or the bump? Can-can or the bump? I went with can-can and it felt…well, it felt right.
Look out world! John Sagredo is dancing and he – is – FIERCE!
Ed. Note: I do believe this was the first time “fierce” was used to describe something unbelivably gay.
Edge of Memory

In honor of the Rorshach character from the Watchmen movie opening today, I decided to play amateur psychologist on my partner in blog John.
First up are the results from his Bell Biv Devoe personality test:

Interesting…very interesting.
Whatever
Tucked in amongst the pile of junk mail I receive on a daily basis was this little gem from The Nautilus Society, which, as I soon discovered, is a company specializing in cremations.

I guess what really intrigued me about this picture is what possible numbers could this couple be furiously crunching to reach such a conclusion?
Him: Ok…let’s see, we got the fire plus the urn…Honey, for another $100 we can get the Char-King Package…ok…now divide by my raging alcoholism…carry the psychological abuse…”
Her: Don’t forget to subtract my emotional unavailability..
Him: Ok…whew!…we’re still good…we’re good.
Her: Did you deduct the pony we never bought for Mary?
Him: Oh boy…
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