Yeah, it’s been a while, hasn’t it? Just to refresh your memory I’m blue, Jon’s red. Hopefully this is a sign of more writing to come. Enjoy it while it lasts.
1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
Right here. Doing work. Wishing I wasn’t.
Eating pizza in Santa Monica
2. Last person’s house you were in?
Aunt Janet’s in Downey. Right before the cruise.
Probably sister-in-laws house for a birthday party
3. Name 4 things you always have with you:
Head, arms, legs, feet — beaty beat beat beaty beat clap clap!
Car keys, house keys, cell phone, wallet
4. What do you do most when you’re bored?
I guess try to stop… being bored? Video games, read, or if the kids allow it, sleep.
I wish I had time to be bored!
5. Last time you swam in a pool?
My brother had us all over to his boss’ house (huge house) over the fourth of july weekend. He had a nice pool and we all had a grand time. We bbq’ed too. Awesome.
I don’t know – may have been three years ago in Vegas
6. Ever made a prank phone call?
I think I tried once. I with a friend of my brother’s and it seemed like a good idea at the time, but when you live in a predominantly mexican area, chances of you dialing up someone who speaks only spanish are pretty good. Add to that an inability to actually speak spanish pretty much renders the prank call moot — so really now, you’re just bothering someone with an attempt at humor. And that’s just sad. We stopped after one try.
Not that I can recall
7. Who tells the best jokes?
I have a bunch of favorite comedians but, the guy who almost always gets me laughing until my stomach hurts and I’m crying and I have trouble breathing is Matt. “Groucho Marx! Ow… my… Burt Reynolds!” I guess you had to be there (although Mabel was there and she never thought it was as funny as we did).
I have always been partial to Brian Regan
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I’ve had an admirer, she wasn’t really secret about it either — but nothing ever came from it as I was otherwise involved at the time.
Yes, Doug Dyer
9. What’s your favorite fruity scent?
Lemon.
Watermelon
10. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
I have. With Jon. We were there to sign Mabel up to a softball league – After walking through the dance room (which was already going at full steam with music and lights and everything – even though it was only three or four in the afternoon and no one was in it) I felt myself tense up and I immediately started hitting Jon in a very guy type way. I wasn’t really aware of it until later when I recounted the events to my then girlfriend who found it very funny – accurately summing up the act as me stating “I’m a man!” for no one else’s benefit but my own. Good times.
More times than i can remember
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