The One Hundred

Tucked in amongst the pile of junk mail I receive on a daily basis was this little gem from The Nautilus Society, which, as I soon discovered, is a company specializing in cremations.

I guess what really intrigued me about this picture is what possible numbers could this couple be furiously crunching to reach such a conclusion?

Him: Ok…let’s see, we got the fire plus the urn…Honey, for another $100 we can get the Char-King Package…ok…now divide by my raging alcoholism…carry the psychological abuse…”

Her: Don’t forget to subtract my emotional unavailability..

Him: Ok…whew!…we’re still good…we’re good.

Her: Did you deduct the pony we never bought for Mary?

Him: Oh boy…

Most Awesomest

For those of you who didn’t get the reference in the title of yesterday’s post:

Kids in the Hall rule.

Most Awesomest, T.V. KITH, You knew it was coming, YouTube saves the day (again)

At first, I thought it was cute and definitely funny. But now that I’ve seen it all, I’m thoroughly enamored with it, I can’t get the songs out of my head and the ending… it haunts me. I heart the Dr. Horrible people.

And now is the time on Sprockets when you watch. Enjoy.

Most Awesomest, Whatever Dr. Horrible rules

#1 – Cool Rider – Michelle Pfeiffer (from Grease 2)

#2 – Eye of the Tiger – Survivor (from Rocky III)

#3 – On the Dark Side – John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band (from Eddie and the Cruisers)

#4 – You’re the Best Around – Joe Esposito (From The Karate Kid)

#5 – Beware of the Blob – Burt Bacharach (from The Blob)

#6 – Rainbow Connection – Kermit the Frog (from The Muppet Movie)

#7 – St. Elmo’s Fire(Man in Motion) – John Parr (from St. Elmo’s Fire)

#8 – Fight the Power - Public Enemy (from Do the Right Thing)

#9 – Holiday Road – Lindsey Buckingham (from National Lampoon’s Vacation)

#10 – Love Will Turn You Around – Kenny Rogers (from Six Pack)

Most Awesomest, Theater

#2 – Eye of the Tiger – Survivor (from Rocky III)

#3 – On the Dark Side – John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band (from Eddie and the Cruisers)

#4 – You’re the Best Around – Joe Esposito (From The Karate Kid)

#5 – Beware of the Blob – Burt Bacharach (from The Blob)

#6 – Rainbow Connection – Kermit the Frog (from The Muppet Movie)

#7 – St. Elmo’s Fire(Man in Motion) – John Parr (from St. Elmo’s Fire)

#8 – Fight the Power - Public Enemy (from Do the Right Thing)

#9 – Holiday Road – Lindsey Buckingham (from National Lampoon’s Vacation)

#10 – Love Will Turn You Around – Kenny Rogers (from Six Pack)

Most Awesomest, Whatever