FQotD: Lightning Round
JS=fenway monster JH=blue spider. Feel free to play along at home and leave your answers in the comments.
Who’s your favorite TV attorney?
What’s your least favorite word?
If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Have you ever been stung by a bee?
What’s the most memorable class you’ve ever taken?
What’s your favorite knock-knock joke?
If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
What’s your favorite breakfast food?
What’s the longest you’ve ever waited in line?
Hop on Pop because it is my daughters favorite book – we read it almost everyday
Who’s your favorite TV attorney?
Don’t think I have one…
What’s your least favorite word?
There are so many, but I can’t think of one right now – I will need a minute on this
If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Egypt – see the pyramid and the Sphinx (or Tunisia so I could pretend I was on Tatooine)
Have you ever been stung by a bee?
I have, but not since I was very young – I once got stung on my foot when I was riding my bike
What’s the most memorable class you’ve ever taken?
Probably anything with Mr Croughan – always something good going on there
What’s your favorite knock-knock joke?
Knock-knock
Who’s There?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting cow wh-
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(really has to be spoken to be appreciated)
If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
Ed Vedder and I could take our daughters dressed as Sleeping Beauty and Snow White. The girls could dress as princesses as well, I suppose.
What’s your favorite breakfast food?
This is hard because breakfast is so good! Three eggs over easy, crispy hash browns, bacon, sourdough toast, and coffee has got to be the classic though
What’s the longest you’ve ever waited in line?
Don’t know – would probably have been at a concert – I have never done anything crazy like wait all night for an x-box or cabbage patch doll
While I do like the classics, I have found that I really enjoy reading “Fox in Socks” because the tongue twisters in that are dangerous.
Who’s your favorite TV attorney?
Tie: Jack McCoy (Law & Order) / Lionel Hutz (The Simpsons – “That’s why you’re the judge and I’m the… law… talkin’ guy.")
What’s your least favorite word?
Changes from day to day but right now my least favorite word is “epromo”.
If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
Egypt
Have you ever been stung by a bee?
I want to say that I was, but I can’t remember if it was me or my sister. I know she was but I can’t remember if I was or if I’m just using the memories of her sting but placing myself in them. Isn’t that weird?
What’s the most memorable class you’ve ever taken?
Tie: English with Mr. Croughan (natch) or History with Mr. Shultz — First teacher that I had that seemed to have a sense of humor.
What’s your favorite knock-knock joke?
Not sure if I had one before but that cow one probably just took the top spot (of course I immediately used it on Carla with great results).
If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
I’ve thought about this and I’m not sure who I could go with that would be on the same page as me, but then I remembered Kevin Smith and we’d probably do as much as we could for the kids and then resign ourselves to sitting down while the wives run rampant with the kids.
What’s your favorite breakfast food?
Johnny’s Egg and Sausage burritos
What’s the longest you’ve ever waited in line?
6 hours waiting for Kevin Smith’s autograph. And my wife was with me… and she was pregnant… and there were no chairs. Miserable experience. Not sure I would do it again though… but if I had to, I would bring chairs and some form of portable entertainment.
I forgot about Lionel Hutz – I have actually never seen a single episode of Law & Order in any of its incarnations
While most people would be shocked that you haven’t seen L&O because it’s such a good show, I think I’m more amazed that you managed to miss it since there are about 42 different iterations of the show. The numbers were clearly stacked against you yet, you still came out unscathed. Well done.
