The only explanation: They are not of this world.
I love how you can get lost in the internet. You’ll start out looking for one thing, something shiny catches your eye and *shoop* down the rabbit hole you go. I’m not sure what I was looking for (possibly the only bad thing about getting lost on the internet — you sometimes forget what you were looking for in the first place and all of the things that led up to where you are now – be it Uncle Chuckle’s Funny Bucket or the-onehundred.com – are so tangential that it makes no sense at all. I love it here.) but I found this. Yes, I know it’s from a reality t.v. show and a talent based one at that. But, I saw this and I was mystified.
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That can’t be real. It just can’t be. How can people do these things? That’s crazy!
So as inquiring minds are wont to do, I started digging around and seeing what else I could turn up on this guy. Among the other videos and in the comments for said videos, a name kept popping up. “David Elsewhere”. Some said that this guy was following in David’s footsteps. Others said that Robert pretty much killed every thing David does. Well, as you might have guessed, I had to look.
I found this:
It starts off kind of innocent. Almost sort of cute. Then at about 0:11 it all goes bananas and your belief in how a body should work gets blasted all to hell.
W.T.F! I don’t care who you are, that’s not normal.
But I must admit, it looks cool as hell. But that’s just my opinion and I’m easy to pl… ooh shiny!
*wanders off*
