Who am I?
Sometimes in everyone’s life, they have to take a long hard look at themselves, travel inward toward self-discovery, and finally, make a decision about who they are as a person.
[Insert introspective pause here]
But I don’t have time for all that nonsense! So, I’ll just take some random personality tests that tell me who I am from some of my favorite T.V. shows!
First up: The Simpsons! I love this show! Let’s see who I am most like in the town of Springfield:
Barney? Well, I guess it could have been worse. I would have picked Comic Book Guy but I guess I do tend to burp a lot. Just ask Carla.
Next up: The Family Guy!
Ok, that’s some messed up crap right there. I’ll take jovial and dim but “almost certainly overweight?” Like Homer Simpson without the good qualities?! Ouch. That’s not cool… I don’t care if it is true… that’s messed up.
Maybe “Friends” will treat me better.
Ok, well, I was hoping for Chandler with an outside chance of Ross or Joey. Really, any one of the six that isn’t a girl. But there is only six of them and I just happen to be like… Monica. Oh well, at least we both married our best friends.
Alright, let’s check out “Heroes”! Now there’s a show with lots of guys to choose from:
sigh… really? Apparently I’m flighty and clueless, like every teenage girl. W.T.F?!
Alright “The Office”, help me out of this hole that I’ve currently dug myself into (c’mon Jim! c’mon Jim!):
Dammit! Not even Pam! I get frickin’ Angela!?!?
That’s it. I’m going to dark side. Let’s see what T.V. villian I am most like:
ARGH!! Sharpay?!? Isn’t that a type of dog?!? I can’t even get a male villian? And a villain from a lame teeny bopper special… was the mostly effeminate french villian from the restoration period not available? Frackin’ crap…
*sigh*
Ok, so let’s get this little excerise of embarrasments over with.
To sum up: I am a flighty and clueless control freak who is jovial, dim, uptight, and judgemental. I am very talented and naturally inquisitive but unable to hold down a steady job (unless that job is the village idiot). I do whatever it takes to make it to the top but I am emotionally fragile behind closed doors. I am a shallow, vapid, most likely overweight GIRL who burps a lot and needs to feel a little fabulous every once in a while.
Fantastic.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and get my fabulousness on.
***BURP!***
Thanks to Buddy TV for all of the graphics and tests and for further mucking about with my issues regarding gender roles.
Also, Happy Birthday Dave!
