NyQuil – XXXL
So I’ve been feeling pretty bad these last few days and I’ve been lamenting the fact that the medicine I take doesn’t seem to be doing it’s job. I want to have one thing — clear nasal passages. I just want to breathe. But I can’t seem to get that. I have one side stuffed up and the other side free and clear. I take the medicine. The stuffed up side becomes unstuffed — by moving to the side that was unstuffed prior. Can’t I just get a medicine that does both sides at once?
It was at this point that my wife pointed out to me that I am bigger than what could possibly be considered “normal” (I’m fat. There. I said it.) and that maybe the dosage doesn’t really work on me (using the weight to controlled substance ratio). So I have to wonder if there’s a Big and Tall Pharmacy somewhere and what does it look like?
That’s all I got. I could probably expand on the idea some more but, like I said, I’m sick.
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Big Ass Pills. There. Happy?
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And it’s not Big Ass pills in the sense that they’re for big asses, it was more in relation to the size of the actual — oh, nevermind. I’m going back to bed.
